Monday, 10 January 2011

VAMPYRE: HUNTING THE MOON Chapter 2

(Continued from 03/01/11)

CHAPTER 2.

            Alice read John’s email. It contrasted sharply with the other replies that she had received; a Goth Girl called Cat who got sunburnt easily and would maybe like to drink blood sometime, someone calling himself Vlad the Impaler, who was clearly taking the piss, and a creep who kept asking to drink her blood.    
Its matter of fact nature bothered her. She was expecting madness, she was used to madness, but his tone was calm and serious, almost objective. Far too sane. Or if he was crazy, he was far too crazy; so crazy that he would kill someone and think it was natural. There was something else about it which bothered her too, but she did not know what.
She looked at her watch. There was a little time before she had to meet her boyfriend, so she replied.
Stay cool, she told herself, this is just research. I am a modern woman with a rational mind. Lets find out how disturbed this guy really is.

“Dear John,

Thank you for your reply. That was very interesting.
Could you tell me more about yourself? How did you become a vampire? You mentioned that some vampires are harmed by holy things, are you? Could you, for example, go in a church?
The memories of past lives thing is interesting. Could you tell me more about that? How much do you remember?
Do you think vampires are at all common? Do you know other vampires?
Thanks again,
Alice.”

She nearly put an ‘x’ after her name, but though better of it. She had to stay detached.

The next day she checked her emails again. She was not in the best of moods after her date the night before. She had been a few minutes late and so Sam, her boyfriend, had sulked for the rest of the night.
The first email said.

“Dear Alice,

How are you?
I cut myself today and drunk some of it. It made me feel better.
Got sunburnt again, think I’ll sleep all day tomorrow.
Cat. xxx”

After taking a deep breath, Alice replied.

“Dear Cat,

Am ok thank you.
Have had to end my study, there is no need for you to write to me again.
Please take care of yourself.
Thanks.
Alice.”

The next message read;

“Dearest Alice,

‘Tis a fine night in Transylvania, but I yearn for you to join me in my castle. Ve could make such sweet music together.
Forever your servant,
Vlad the Inpaler.”

She did not reply.
The third email read;

“Hey babe,

Just found a fantastic graveyard by a ruined church. You should come round here some time and let me bite you.

Steve .xx”

Again she did not reply. In addition she marked his email as ‘Junk’ and blocked his number from her phone.
The last email read;

“Dear Alice.

We are more common that most people realise. About one in every hundred people are vampyres. Most of the people I associate myself with are vampyres.
Entering a church would not prove a challenge to me. Nor am I harmed by holy water, silver, or the sight of crosses. I have not yet fallen so far from Grace With God. However, all of the above would cause a great deal of pain to a certain associate of mine.
Was not turned into what I am. Nor can we turn others. If everyone who we bit turned, most of the world would be vampires by now. Think of us as half way between a different race and a state of mind.
Do not feel inclined towards discussing past lives in depth at present. It is more complex than direct reincarnation. Know only that you are lucky not to remember how is feels to die, or to miss people who you have not seen for centuries.
Is your curiosity satisfied yet?
Yours,
John.
P.S. Do not ever trust me.”

Alice did not know how to reply. But she did know that she needed a drink. Fortunately, she was meeting her friends soon.
She showered, put on a little make up and tied back her long dark hair before driving to an extremely modern and fashionable wine bar called Stage which her friend Tracy loved.
She stepped through the glass doors and looked around the small room for Tracy and her friend Louise. She was horrified when she saw, sitting at a round steel table, Tracy and Andy. Louise was no where to be seen, and instead Alice’s ex boyfriend from two months ago was sat with his arm around Tracy.
What the hell are you doing Tracy? Alice inwardly cursed her best friend. You’re supposed to be a Feminist. This is supposed to be a girl’s night out. What are you doing with that cheating bastard?   

At that exact moment, Lloyd was sat on the deck of a cross channel ferry. Thousands of stars and the waning moon shone down on him. A warm breeze blew through his hair, and the sea sprayed against his pale skin.
With a slim cigar in one hand and a glass of tomato juice in the other, he relaxed against the wooden bench and stared out into the sea.
Images were stirred in his mind of another journey on the same sea long ago.
He and John Harvey sailed back from France. They stood on the deck of the vast war ship, watching the coast of France disappear. Their once magnificent uniforms were torn and stained from years of war against Napoleon, their swords rusted in their scabbards, but their hearts were filled with joy. They had defeated the enemy. They had fought in Wellington’s army, they had marched from Portugal to Paris, they had faced the columns of the Old Guard, and they had won. They had battled for King and county and glory and gold, and now they returned to England to…
His memories were abruptly cut off as he noticed an unusually tall girl with hair which ran like a sea of starlight stalking past him.
Snapping back into the present, he admired her figure as she left the deck. He took a few moments to finish his cigar and drink, and then followed her inside.

Alice sat with her friend and her ex boyfriend. Tracy, with her short, spiky hair, fitted suit and high heeled boots looked entirely at home in the ultra trendy bar. Andy, in his worn out jeans and black hoody looked entirely out of place. Out of place in this wine bar. Out of place with Tracy. Out of place in Alice’s life.
Andy and Alice stared at each other with equal disgust, whilst Tracy, who seemed oblivious to the situation, talked incessantly.
“.. and so that was marvellous,” Tracy continued. “so, Alice, darling, how goes the vampire hunting?”
“Odd,” Alice replied.
“How so? Tell me more.”
“There was this girl, Cat, who I really feel sorry for, and I just don’t want to encourage in any way… And the ‘let me drink your blood babe’ guy-
“The pig!”
“- and Vlad the Impaler, who clearly has too much free time. I’ve broken off contact with all of them. But there’s this other guy… I don’t get him. He seems really serious, and the things he says kind of make sense in some weird way.”
“Do you think you’ll learn anything from him?”
“Maybe.”
Before the conversation went any further, Andy stood up, asked if Tracy wanted a drink, then went to the bar.
As soon as he was gone, Alice leaned close to her friend.
“What the fuck are you doing with him?” she hissed into Tracy’s ear.
“He is my lover.”
“Since when?”
“Since yesterday.”
“He’s a complete bastard.”
“He’s sweet.”
“He’s the most lazy, selfish, sexist arsehole I’ve ever met.”
 Tracy’s smile was like a tiger’s as she replied,” he will not be when I’ve finished with him.”

Lloyd found the girl in the bar at the stern of the ship.
He inspected her as he strolled towards her. His mind performed dozens of calculations at once.
Late teens. Six foot five. Hour glass figure. Pale skin. Dark eyes. No wedding ring. Fitted white t-shirt with red pentagram, black jeans, large boots. Listens to Heavy Metal. Maybe a pagan. .Travelling alone. Drinking lager. Still sober.     
Excellent neck.
“Good evening,” he greeted her as he reached her table. “What would the lady like to drink?”
She looked him up and down as though he were an item in a sale, then locked her eyes firmly on his.
“Pardon?” she said.
“May I buy you a drink?”
“How about I buy you a drink?”
 This was not going as he had planned. Never the less, he remained ice cool, sat down opposite her, leaned closer and smiled.
“How kind,” he said. “Tomato juice, please.”
“Do you not want a proper drink?”
“What ever do you mean?”
“A proper drink? Alcohol. Men drink beer.”
“No thank you, lady. I have already had enough alcohol for several life times. A tomato juice would be sufficient. Without ice. Thank you.”
She smiled in a way which he found slightly patronising, then went to the bar.
“What brings you to France?” she asked when she came back.
“I am going hunting.”
“What a coincidence, so am I.”

Alice got home in a foul mood and slightly drunk.
She put on her favourite Pear Jam CD and turned up the volume. Then she made herself a cup of tea and ate some chocolate. Still in a bad mood, she texted Sam;
“Tracy’s going out with Andy. Bitch. X”
A few minutes later he replied;
“That’s nice. Trying 2 sleep. C u tomorrow. Xx”
She finished her tea and chocolate and turned on her computer.
She reread John’s email and then replied.

“John,
No, my curiosity is not satisfied yet. You’ve not really told me anything, and what you said doesn’t made sense. Are you actually a vampire are you just some weirdo who likes blood? Do you even drink blood?
Tell me more about the past lives. Do you think you were Napoleon or what?
And no, I don’t trust you, you creepy bastard.
Alice. X”

Then she went to bed.

Lloyd and the girl spent the next few hours drinking until the ferry arrived in Calais.
“I have a hotel booked by the port, would you care to join me?” Lloyd asked her.
She tipped her head to one side in a manner which suggested serious thought, and also showed off her elegant neck.
“No thanks,” she said at last. “But I could see you tomorrow night. What’s your number.”
“Take my card,” he said, handing her a watermarked card with his name and phone number typed in italics.
“Thanks.”
She held out her hand and he took it and kissed it. Then they disembarked and went their separate ways.

Friday, 7 January 2011

THE STEAM WARS (continued from 31/12/10)


From the private diary of Lady Charlotte, Duchess of Carlisle.

1st of January, 2011.

Dear Diary,

            I do so often wonder at the folly of men… What madness would bring those Frenchmen so far across the sky just to fall to my blade, and what ever would posses that silly Sir George to flirt so terribly with me at the diner table.
            He is not so bad a man, The Queen says he is ever so brave, but he is not so good as he ought to be. Everyone knows that he is engaged to That French Lady (if she still lives). Gosh, but I was embarrassed...
            Must put that behind me. Shall be seeing Sir George tomorrow when we are back to our duty. Must be on the parade ground for eight of the clock sharp for further training. Think something of importance may be looming.
            ‘Tis odd how much time Sir George spends with we humble ‘volunteers’ of the Northern Defence Force. They say that we are a ‘Special Forces’ regiment, but everyone knows that we are made up of those unfit to serve on the front and those of us who are fortunate enough to avoid conscription into the Royal Imperial Regiments. The man must have better things to do?
Well, the New Year has come, I hope it shall be better than the last.

From the War Diary of Countess Fiona, Princess Royal of The French Empire.
(Please note that the lady uses the New French Metric Calendar, where the year 0 is the coronation of Napoleon Bonaparte as Emperor in 1804, and with its 35.5 days per month, ten months per year, and ten day weeks.)

1st of the First, 207 P.N.

            And so it is New Years Day!
            But what shall be new?
            Another year of war against the filthy English! Another year of death, and food shortages and homeless and plague for the masses!
            They say there is progress. The double barrelled cannon, the Colossus Airship (which can fly around the world in 79 days!), the ivory corset, a cure for syphilis, the hydraulic trebuchet … But still we fight for the world like poodles over a bone- year after year after year.
            My father insisted that our shinny new Paratroopers would win the war for us. ‘Catch them on their own door step before they have finished they roast beef brunch’ he said. Nonsense! The thing with our ‘parashoots’ is that they don’t work very well. Every time we use them, be it an experiment in Asia or an invasion of England, three quarters of our boys die or are lost.
            Until The Good Lord intends men to survive falling hundreds of metres onto solid ground, I shall have no faith in this ‘innovation’.
            Never the less, I do pray that this war be over, and won, then I might see my George again, and make him pay for leaving me here like this!

From the Diary of Sir George Jackson, MBE, Commander of Her Britannic Majesty the Queen’s Forces in The North, in The Year of Our Lord 2011.

01/01/11
1900 HOURS

            Have been thinking recently…
            What are we- this cruel creature called Man?
            A great philosopher once said that we are half way betwixt Animal and God. The Bible tells us we are made in God’s image, and Christ (who was Son of God and Son of man, told us that god is our Father. Yet they say we have fallen from the Grace of The Garden, for we have knowledge of Good and Evil.
            Since we were made by God, we must ask what He made us for. If we could knew, we must strive for it…
            I have heard Man called ‘The Tool Using Animal’. I disagree. Man is ‘The Weapon Using Animal’. We alone have the prehensile thumb with which to make tools, and with which to wield them. First did we make the knife, the axe and the spear, then we turned our hand to fire and the wheel. Now we alone can make and wield the revolving flintlock pistols and the double barrelled cannon and the chain sword. No other animal slaughters as we do, on such a scale and without necessity.
            Therefore, we are made by God to fight. God’s Will is perfect, so we ought to fight.
            But who? And why?
            The French, of course.
            Yet God made the French, just as he made us. Why would God want his children to fight?
            It perplexed me briefly. Then I realised. God is training us, testing us, for some greater conflict.
Over the centuries, man fights man, and gains greater tools of slaughter, and the strongest survive, so that one day we may be fit to fight for God Himself.
God intends that one day we shall fight beside Him in some great and terrible battle.
That is the destiny of man.
This thought gives great strength to my heart as I plan for The Retaliation against France.

03/01/11
2200 HOURS

            My plans for a retaliation attack on France have been rejected!
            All I ask is a small airship to carry a handpicked force of my Northern Defence Volunteers and I to Paris, where we would free Countess Fiona from the imprisonment of her tyrannical family- therefore causing a terribly blow to French moral.
            The Field Marshal failed to see my logic. He claimed that my motives were selfish and that my Volunteers were unfit for the task. (How dare he insult those brave men and women!) When the argument became heated personal insults were exchanged, and the Field Marshal- drunk no doubt- insulted the memory of mt dear parents.
            So I challenged him to a dual.
            He disregarded rank, and accepted. We shall fight- he choose pistols- at dawn tomorrow.
         After dealing with that, I shall appeal directly to Her Majesty the Queen for authorisation for my plan.

04/01/11
0245 HOURS

            Cannot sleep.
            Cannot take laudanum- need to be sharp tomorrow.
            Do not wish to die yet, too busy.
            Wish we could fight with sabres, then I would be sure of victory. Pistols are such a wild card.
            Cannot die as my father died, and leave dearest Fiona as my mother was left.

0900 HOURS.

            Still live.
            The Field Marshal cannot shoot for toffee. (Drunk, no doubt). He fired first. His post would be hard to fill, and we have mutual friends, so I let him live. He does not need to walk much to do his job.
            No time to celebrate, must write to Her Majesty at once.

06/01/11
2200 HOURS

            The tension is intolerable. Despise waiting.

07/01/11
1000 HOURS.

            Her Glorious Majesty approves of my plan. (The Queen and Fiona were such jolly friends once).
            No time to write, much to do…
TO BE CONTINUED...   

Wednesday, 5 January 2011

Faery Queen

Wrote this poem last night whilst drinking wine and reading Sir Walter Scott.

Faery Queen.

Drink yourself unto the joyous sight
Of Faery Queen with chalice bright,
And endless beauty and endless might,
Who dances against creatures of the night,
And uses song and wine to fight
Those fiends of dread, woe and fright,
Rise with Her to dizzy height and
See through a madness that is slight-
And an error that is some how right-
How She turns darkness into light.




Image by Victoria Frances.

Monday, 3 January 2011

VAMPYRE : HUNTING THE MOON Chapter 1

Shall be putting last my novel Vampyre Hunting The Moon on this blog, one chapter at a time, about once a week.


VAMPYRE: HUNTING THE MOON.

 Vampyre Eyes.

Stare defiantly at the day,
Look wistfully at the night,
And curse The Hand of God,
Which shows Itself in light,

Sit comfortably on the tomb,
Dreaming of long gone days,
Of endless, endless nights
Spent in hellish ways,

See beauty in a slender neck,
And lust for joy in blood,
Taste the grave in every bite,
Which would steal you if it could.

 CHAPTER 1
           
“Dear Alice.
                             Much of what you have heard about us is a lie, the rest is an exaggeration.
            We cannot fly, nor can we turn into bats. Very few of us sleep in coffins or on our native soil- although we are fiercely territorial and care for the land where we were born.
            We do not live forever, and we do age, slowly. We remember our past lives far better than your type. It seems like we live forever.
            We do not have huge, retractable fangs. Our canine teeth are but a little longer and sharper than your own. Does a wolf need supernatural fangs to rip out the throat of its prey?
Nor do we all live entirely from blood. We like the taste of human blood, we lust for it, but we do not need it. There is a tribe in Africa somewhere, forget their name now, who live entirely from cow’s blood. Any predator can live off blood if it is used to it.
Sunlight does not kill us, nor set us on fire, and we certainly do not sparkle in the light. It pains us. We avoid it. We are comfortable in the night, as you are comfortable in the day.
Crosses, holy water, silver and consecrated ground damage all evil beings. We are not all evil. A stake through the heart will kill most things.
Our hearts still beat.

            Yours sincerely,
            John.”

            John Harvey finished the email, sent it, then turned off his computer.
            He prepared his evening meal- his breakfast- which consisted of a rare steak and a glass of red wine. Then he put on a black leather jacket over his black shirt and set off to work.
            He stepped out of his house onto the quiet row of Georgian houses which was his street. It was late evening in autumn; the sun had begun to set and glowing street lights illuminated the crisp leaves on the pavement.. As he walked he reflected on the strange message which he had sent, and the strange events which had led to it.
            It had begun two weeks ago. He had been reading the Singles Columns in the newspaper, because it amused him sometimes, when he had seen an advert reading; “Curious student seeks vampire.” It is sometimes said that vampyres are obsessively curious creatures, and in John’s case it was true. He had instantly replied, writing, “Are you quite serious?” a week later the reply had said, “Deadly serious. Contact me. Alice.” An email address had been included.
            John had emailed her immediately, writing;

            “Dear Alice,
                              Who are you and what do you want?
            Yours sincerely,
            A Vampyre.”

            The next day she had written back;

            “Dear Vampire,
Thank you for contacting me.
            I am a psychology student. I am studying people who think they are vampires as part of my dissertation. It is a surprisingly common condition, and one which I have found interesting ever since I read Dracula as a teenager.
            Do you really believe that you are a vampire and that vampires exist? Could you please tell me a little about yourself? May I ask your name?    
            Yours sincerely,
            Alice.”

            That had been two days ago, and he had just replied. It was all very odd.
            Soon he was at the Black Boar; the pub which he owned. He stepped off the street into the cobbled ally way which led to a heavy oak door. He opened it and entered a long, rectangular room with a bar at one end and a stage at the other. The bar, like the walls of the pub, was made of stone. The floors were dark wood, as were the benches and tables. The lighting was low, and heavy black velvet curtains hung in the arched windows. It was one of the oldest buildings in the town and John considered it to be the finest. It brought back memories.
            A short, slightly buxom girl with waist length red hair waited behind the bar.
            “Alright John,” she greeted him cheerfully.
            “Evening Molly,” he replied.
            He joined her behind the bar and embraced her, lifting her off the ground. They had known each other for a very long time.
            “How you doing?” she asked him as he put her down.
            “Quite well, thank you. How are you?”
            “Ok. It’s Friday night, just tonight and another night of Hell, then I’m out of here for a few days.”
            “Do you think it will be busy here tonight?”
            “Hippy Death Squad are playing. It’ll be mad.”
            “Hippy Death Squad? … Are they any good?”
            “They’re very loud… The ale needs changing, do you mind?”
            “No problem.”
            John hung his jacket in the back room then went down the worn stone steps to the cellar. He liked the cellar; it was cool and dark and quiet. Like the tomb, he thought, and hated himself for it. He unplugged the empty barrel and lifted it to a corner of the cellar then struggled to carefully lift and position a new barrel.
No super human strength, Alice would be disappointed, he said to himself.
            Then he went back upstairs and started filling and throwing away glasses of foamy ale to clear the lines whilst Molly served the first costumer.

             Lloyd woke at midnight.
            He washed, shaved, paid particular attention to brushing his teeth, dressed in a grey three piece suit, tied back his long dark hair and set off to the Black Boar.
            He whistled to himself as he walked down the street, pausing only to look at the sky. The stars were bright and the moon was full.
            There will be madness tonight, he thought.
            Then he took a long, slim cigar from a silver case and lit it. He took a long drag from it, inhaling deeply, taking a little pleasure in the thought that ever drag brought him a little closer to death.
By half past twelve he had reached the pub. It was packed full of people and the band played Def Metal loudly. Lloyd would have preferred to listen to Wagner.
            “Good evening Harvey,” Lloyd greeted his friend. “Glass of tomato juice if you please.”
            Moments after ordering his drink, he was drawn to a girl who stood alone at the end of the bar. Other men might have stared at her long legs or her impressive cleavage, but Lloyd was interested only in her neck, which was long and slender.
            “Good evening lady,” he greeted her.
            “Evening,” she replied.
            “How are you on this fine night?”
            “Not bad. The band is a bit loud.”
            “Quite. May I say what a wonderful necklace you have on, it compliments your eyes wonderfully.”
            “Thanks.”
            Before he could continue, Lloyd was interrupted by a sharp pat on the back. He turned to see a large biker facing him. The big man was furious, his eyes narrow and his lips snarling under his beard.
            “That’s my woman,” the biker growled.
            “Really, what a terrible waste.”
            “Right, you fucking dickhead- outside!”
            “If you insist… see you soon lady, this shall not take long.”
            They set off towards the door, but John barred the way.
            “Can’t let you do that, sir,” John said.
            “Why the fuck not?” the biker grunted.
            “I can’t let you fight. If you go out there my friend will kill you.”
            The biker looked at Lloyd, who was several inches shorter than him as well as being very thin and pale. He looked at the barman, who seemed entirely serious.
            “Fuck off,” he grunted.
            “You are being very stupid, go back to your table whilst you still can.”
            “Its true,” Lloyd said with a dry smile. “If we go out there I shall beat you to the ground, rip apart your throat and drink your blood. Then you will die.”
            The biker clenched both fists, then looked again at the two men who faced him.
            “Fuck this… Come on luv, we’re going home,” he shouted to the girl.
            Looking irate, she downed her drink and the two of them left.
            “See you later lady,” Lloyd said as she passed.

            At two in the morning John called last orders. The pub slowly emptied. Lloyd walked out into the night alone. It was John’s turn to work late, so he put the benches on top of the tables and began to sweep the floor whilst Molly got her coat.
            “See you tomorrow night, John,” she called to him as she left.
            “Good night Molly. Take care.”
            “Take care.”
            She stepped out into the ally and lit a cigarette.
            Molly did not go home. She walked through the dark streets to the other end of town. The street lights only obscured her vision; in the darkness everything could be seen, clear as crystal, in a thousand shades of grey.   She walked to Dave’s house.
            She reached a magnificent building, which had once been an Abbey and was now separated into many small flats.
            She rang the door bell for flat number three, lit another cigarette and waited.
            A few moments later, the door was opened by a short, squat man with a shaved head.
            “Evening Molly,” he said, clearly pleased to see her.
             “Alright Dave,” she replied.
            He hugged her, then led her up the stairs to his flat. He lived in what had once been a large room, but had been divided into three small rooms; a living room, and bedroom and a tiny bathroom. The small, shabby rooms clashed with their high ceilings and tall, arched windows.
            “How are you doing?” Dave asked her.
            “Tired and thirsty,” she replied. “How are you?”
            “Glad to see you,” he replied, his hard face turned puppy soft. “How was work?”
            “Mental. The band nearly broke my ears and John and that psycho Lloyd nearly got in a fight… Can we please get on with it? I’m tired. We can talk on Sunday morning.”
            Dave nodded.
            She took a pin out of her purse and stabbed him twice in the neck. Two little punctures, away from any arteries, but enough to make him bleed.
            She began drinking his blood, first sucking at the punctures to make it flow, then lapping it up like a cat. All the while he sat still like one in a trance; lost in an act of utter submission, aware of nothing but the heat of her body beside him and the touch of her mouth at his neck.
            Ten minutes later she had finished feeding and the punctures had healed.
            “Good night, Dave,” she said as she put her coat back on.
            “Good night Molly,” he replied dreamily.
            She walked home.
            He sat back on his sofa, drained yet filled with the quiet bliss of hopeless love. He lit a joint which he had left half smoked when Molly had arrived. The cannabis worked its way through his system, easing the small pain in his neck, banishing the awkward doubts in his mind and sending him to sleep.
           
It was four o’clock in the morning when John had finished the black pudding and eggs which were his lunch and his door bell rang. Being, by nature, paranoid, he checked that his knife was in his pocket and that nothing incriminating was visible before answering his door.
            He pulled the door open a few inches and looked out to see Lloyd standing in his porch.
            “Yes?” he greeted his friend.
            “Good evening, old chap,” Lloyd replied.
            “It’s four in the morning.”
            “Yes, but for us it is always evening.”
            “Indeed it is, Lloyd, come in.”
            “Thank you,” said Lloyd as he stepped over the threshold. “How do you do?”
             “Not that happy, my friend. You nearly killed someone in my pub, I don’t like that… Please take a seat.”
            “Thank you… really though, I didn’t touch the rotter.”
            “No, but you would have done. You would have killed him right there in the alley, I know it.”
            “He insulted me.”
            “And you insult me, nearly spilling blood on my land… Would you like a drink?”
            “Do you have any tomato juice? Cranberry juice?”
            “No, sorry, would you like some tea?”
            “That would, at least, be hot. Thank you.”
            John made a cup of tea and poured himself a glass of red wine, then returned to the lounge and sat beside Lloyd.
            “This is sad state of affairs, Harvey,” Lloyd said dryly. “You sit here drinking something red, I drink something hot. We ought to be out there drinking the blood of our enemies, seducing their women, and drinking their blood too…. And you are unhappy because I almost got in a fight.”
             John thought about this for a few moments.
            “Lloyd,” he said. “You are the most terrible arsehole… I do not know why we are still friends.”
            “You know exactly why we are still friends,” Lloyd replied coldly.
            “Because we are vampyres,” John repeated a conversation which had happened dozens of times before. “And vampyres ought to stick together.”
            “And?”
            “And because we have been friends for a very long time.”
            “Quite. Listen, old boy, this is why I’m here. I’m off on holiday next week and I wondered if you would care to join me.”
            “What would this holiday entail?”
            “Off to France to drink some girls.”
            “Not in the mood, at all.”
            “Come on, when was the last time you had a proper drink?”
            “I don’t remember.”
            “Blood Hell, Harvey, if you carry on like this you shall end up old and weak.”
            “Maybe, but if I carried on like you I would end up being scared of crosses and burnt by silver.”
            Lloyd downed the last of his tea and stood up.
            “You are cruel, Harvey. Damn you, you are cruel. I wish you a good night.”
            “Good night, Lloyd.”
            “It is our nature to be cruel… I shall see myself out.”







Friday, 31 December 2010

NEW YEAR, NEW STEAMPUNK STORY.

Wish you a Happy New Year.

Below is an extract from a new Steampunk story which I began recently.
THE STEAM WARS.

From ‘Blood for The Empire’ the biography of Sir George Jackson, MBE, Commander of Her Britannic Majesty the Queen’s Forces in the North. (by Aki Atkinson, Empire Publishing, 2035.)

            Sir George Jackson was born in the debtor’s prison in Appleby (Westmoreland, England) in December 1976- a hard year for the British Empire; one of the coldest winters on record, and the year in which The French Empire re-conquered Mexico and threatened The North American Commonwealth in the west, and launched an attack on Greater India in the east.
            His father (Sir Stanley Jackson) had died in a duel six months before. His disinherited mother (Lady Alice) had been incarcerated for debt one month earlier, and George was to spend his birth and his first Christmas and Easter in that cold dungeon. Unlike so many prisoners at that time, both he and Lady Alice survived.
            Upon gaining his freedom, they retired to a modest country cottage in Kirkby Lonsdale, where George was raised by his mother and uncle, the notorious poet James Hunter. At the age of five years and nine months he was sent to Lancaster Military Academy. At the age of sixteen he graduated as an Infantry Lieutenant in The Duke of Lancaster’s Regiment and served a year in the border guards in Africa. In that year his mother died fighting the French in Finland and his uncle was exiled to Orkney. At the age of seventeen he was sent to fight the French in India, where he served with distinction.
            The author requests that the reader remember this harsh beginning in life, and does not judge Sir George too harshly. As he himself once said ‘Her Majesty expects me to kill her enemies; She does not expect me to be a Saint’.                 

From the Diary of Sir George Jackson, MBE, Commander of Her Britannic Majesty the Queen’s Forces in The North, in The Year of Our Lord 2010.

13/12/10.
0700 HOURS.

            Have the most shocking hang over. Shall require a good dose of the jolly laudanum once the day’s duty is done.
            Last night we celebrated the one hundredth anniversary of the Battle of Hyde Park. How we drank to celebrated the day the French army was driven from London, and down to the sea, where their ships would be massacred by the brave pilots of the Royal Airship Force!
            If only things went as well now for our lads in Mexico… ah, but we still have India…
            Have a busy day today. Must inspect two new volunteers; a stout fellow who was a Lancer before he last a few fingers in Chile, and a young lady, recently made orphan from a charming family of good name from Carlisle. Must also speak with Professor Gribbenfaust regarding his new patent for the revolving musket, and other tedious matters.

2100 HOURS.

            Rather well now. Far better.
            Which is for the best, as I was informed that Tsarina Llydamilia of the Russian Empire is making a surprise visit to hunt with Her Majesty on Her Westmorland Estates tomorrow and I must organise a body guarding force to meet her airship. Think a squad of Heavy Cavalry, a squad of Heavy Infantry and couple of Steam Tanks will do it.
            Really big Steam Tanks!          
Glad that I have not been charged with the Tsarina’s catering…
            Lady Charlotte Duchess of Carlisle seems a most promising recruit.

14/12/10
2200 HOURS.

            The Tsarina’s visit was a success! Her Russian Majesty delighted Herself by shooting two Red Deer Stags, and Her Britannic Majesty showed her natural superiority by bagging a stag, a doe and thee wolves. The fest afterwards was excellent (thought of course the Tsarina did not take one bite), and –best of all- no attempts were taken on the lives of either Majesty.
            The Tsarina is a charming lady (despite all that they say about her- which is all true, but we must honour our allies). She reminds me a little of my darling Countess Fiona. God how I miss her! One day I shall take her back from France…

16/12/10.
0700 HOURS.

            Jolly News! The French Empire falters in Mexico. Out North American Commonwealth troops shall be roasting turkeys in Mexico City at Christmas!

17/12/10
1700 HOURS

            There was rioting in Lancaster, York and Newcastle today after Her Majesty announced that the age of conscriptions was to be lowered from eighteen to seventeen (due to recent losses in The Americas). I suspect that the riots were mostly caused by food shortages due to disruptions in trade caused by rogue German Privateers. Damn The Hun! (Fortunately, I am well stocked in laudanum and cake).
            Commanded our troops to be lenient on the rioters, as it is nearly Christmas. There were no fatalities in either side, and only a total of 75 causalities in the region.

19/12/10.
0520 HOURS.

            The French have invaded!

2100 HOURS.

            This afternoon a force of French Paratroopers landed in rural Lancashire at dawn today. Motives unknown.
            The first time that their experimental weapon was used on Jolly Old British ground.
Led a platoon of Dragoon’s from The Northern Defence Force against them, and was victorious.
            Lady Charlotte of Carlisle set a fine example to the troops by single handily slaying a French officer, and shooting down two more Paratroopers. God bless that fine lady!
            The RAF destroyed two out of three of the French airships which delivered that foul cargo.
My platoon lost only tree troops (and seven wounded), and twelve more British troops were lost in the conflict. There shall be severer retaliations against this attack (perhaps after the Christmas Truce)     
                     
24/12/2010
2300 HOURS.

Tomorrow is Christmas Day! Mexico City has been recaptured! Hurrah!

26/12/2010
1240 HOURS

            Jesus Christ’s Birthday was celebrated with the joy and glory which He so much deserves.
            The opium flowed like laudanum, the laudanum flowed like wine, the wine flowed like water, and the water was mostly in the form of snow… Such jolly fun was had in the Officer’s Mess!
            Am terribly tired now.

31/12/2010
1800 HOURS.

            A New Year is upon us, and with it a new hope of victory.
            This year, as with every past year, I am sure we shall finally beat the French. We have fought the scoundrels for 218 years, but never have we faltered, never have we surrendered, never have we lost sight of our inevitable victory!
            P.S The charming Lady Charlotte accepted my invitation for dinner on New Years day.