Friday, 27 May 2011

VAMPYRE: HUNTING THE MOON, Chapter 20, continued from 21/05/11


CHAPTER 20.



            A moment after Hunter had walked in, John was distracted by the ringing of the phone.
            “Hello, Black Boar,” he answered.
            “Hello John, its Charlotte. How are you?”
            “Not bad, are you okay?”
            “Quite well. Have heard about Victoria’s funeral. It’s in a week. Three o’clock at St Mary’s in York. Can you manage that?”
            “Shall have to,” John said, knowing that it would be uncomfortable, and hoping for a cloudy day.
            “Good man. I shall be going too. Molly will not be attending. I know the area, so I could give you a lift if you like.”
            “Thank you.”
            “Right, I’ll be round for you at noon, and I’ll drive us all back that night and we’ll meet up with Molly at her place.”
            “Thank you, Charlotte, see you then.”
            “Good bye.”

            “The thing about Lloyd,” Lloyd said, sipping his strawberry juice,” is that he is dead.”
            “Dead?” Hunter could not hide his surprise. “Entirely dead?”
            “Quite thoroughly dead.”
            “And how do you know this?”
            Lloyd leaned forward to quietly further the conspiracy.
“Because my men and I killed him a few days ago.”
“Really? Can you prove this?”
“Were the police to be involved, I would have to deny everything...”
“The police will not be involved, I serve a higher power.”
“Good egg. There are two ways in which this could be proved to you. The police have not yet found the bodies of Lloyd and his accomplice. You could wait until they do and read the newspaper, or you could pop round to Flat Five of the Queen’s Street Penthouses and see what my men and I have left of him.”
“Thank you for that information, sir, I shall investigate further,” he wanted to question the man further, but something told him that it would be best not to. Being an optimistic man, he reasoned that he had probably met a fellow ‘Soldier of God’, and that it would unprofessional to intervene.
Hunter stood to leave, and Lloyd looked up longingly at him.
“There will be a reward for any information which aids me in my enquiry.”
“Not at all, I wouldn’t dream of it. Good luck, sir.”
Lloyd smiled with smug satisfaction as Hunter walked out of the pub. He finished his drink, then decided that he deserved a fine cigar, another drink, and a bit of Wagner on the jukebox. There was only one small phone call to be made, and then all would be well.

Hunter could not wait. He walked the town’s streets for over an hour until he found Queen’s Street. The building appeared to be empty.
He took a lock picking set from his pocket and quickly opened the door. He went into the hall, up the stairs and soon found the door to Room 5.
The smell hit him as soon as he had picked the door open. The foul, yet sweet smell of decaying corpses. He saw the first body on the floor, with much of its head missing, but that was nothing compared to the mutilated body on the floor of the lounge. From what was left of it, it looked every inch the vampire, from its deathly pale skin to its evening suit.
He began to search the rooms for further evidence.
After a few minutes, when he had deduced that a lady had also stayed in the penthouse, he was started by the storm of many boots trampling the floor. He drew his hammer from his belt and turned to the door.
“Drop your weapon! Don’t move,” the leading member of the police SWAT Team shouted.
A dozen men in uniforms, with black helmets and assault rifles faced Hunter.
“By God, what is going on?” Hunter demanded.
“Drop your weapon!”
“What the blazes!”
“Drop you weapon and raise your hands, or we will open fire! You are under arrest for multiple murder!”   

            When Lloyd got home, he found that Anne was already asleep in his bed. She looked so peacefully and beautiful that he did not wish to wake her.
            He cooked himself some diner, and read for a while before joining her in bed.

            When he woke the next evening she was gone. Thinking that she may have risen early to cook breakfast, he rolled over to slept for a while longer.
            When she did not wake him, and was not in the room the second time he woke, he got out of bed, dressed, and went down to the kitchen. She was not there so he looked around the house.
            He could not find her. What he did eventually find was a note pinned to the front door which read;

            “Dear Lloyd.

            I am sorry. I must leave you. You have been so kind to me, but I cannot live like this.
            By the time you read this, I shall be close to France, as I write this at dawn. Please do not look for me. I wish to see my family and my friends again.
            Perhaps I shall visit you one day.
            Hope that you understand, I thank you, and I shall miss you,
            Love from Anne. Xx”

            Lloyd was not happy, but at least she had not robbed him.
            He made himself a cup of tea, sat down and lit a cigar. It could be worse, he decided, far worse. Anne had been pretty, and nice, and fun, but she was odd. Decidedly odd. And French… far too French. And this was the best thing for her.
            Vampyres and humans rarely made good couples. Humans could rarely appreciate the violence, and their lack of a few centuries of life experience made them seem immature.
            He ate a little breakfast, dressed and set off to the pub, where he met John.
            “Evening Harvey.”
            “Evening. How goes it?”
            “Fairly jolly. Anne has gone home, don’t you know?”
            John did not look surprised.
            “How do you do?” Lloyd continued.
            “Managing. Going to Victoria’s funeral in six days.”
            “Dash. Day time?”
            “Aye.”
            “’The garish light of day’, what?”
            “Quite. Did things run smoothly last night?”
            “Very. Tomato juice please. Oh, yes, that reminds me. Next time those two Gothic types come in, buy them both a drink on me, and tell them to let me know if I can ever do them a favour.”
            “As you wish. I’ll call that seven pounds.”
            “Jolly good.”
            Lloyd took his drink, put some Wagner on the jukebox, and took a seat.

            Anne sat in a crowded compartment on a cross channel train. The journey had taken longer than she had hoped, and she was tired. There was only the darkness of the tunnel outside, and it felt strange to know what she was miles below the sea, and even stranger to know that she was going home.
            She looked at her clock and realised that Lloyd would be awake and know that she was gone. She would miss him, but she did not think that he would miss her for very long.
            Despite all that, she felt good. She felt free.
            Years ago, when she had run away from home to live with The Count, she had thought that she was free. When John and Lloyd had killed Germaine and she had become Lloyd’s lover, she had thought that she was free. But she realised then, as she flew alone through that dark tunnel, that she was truly free for the first time in her life.       She felt the train rising upwards. In a few minutes she was out of the tunnel. Through the windows, she could see the night sky above her. The dark land outside the carriage was France- home.
            When the train finally stopped, she leapt out of her seat and pushed past the crowd at the door. She jumped down onto the cold concrete platform and looked around her. There was a woman stood a dozen yards away who looked familiar, but so much older than she had remembered.
            Anne’s mother stared at her in disbelief for a moment, then waved frantically and rushed over. They embraced awkwardly, the gazed at each other.
            “Anne!” her mother exclaimed. “Oh, Anne, where have you been?”
            “Out.”
            “What have you been doing?”
            “Nothing.”
            Her mother embraced her again, and kissed her on both cheeks. She took her by the hand and led her out of the station. There would be plenty of time for questions later.

Detective Inspector Clark was puzzled, and that made him angry.
            After an anonymous call from a phone box, a SWAT  Team had arrested a man at the scene of a double murder. The problem was that the murders had clearly been perpetrated several days earlier. The arrested man, a James Hunter, was unwilling to offer any explanation as to why he was at the scene of the crime, but insisted that the crime had been carried out by a different, unnamed man, who happened to look a bit like him. James Hunter had been founded armed, but with a hammer rather than the pistol which had been used in the crime. The tip off had stated that Hunter was returning to the crime scene, to gloat and possibly to rob it. The valuables in the penthouse supported this possibility. Hunter claimed that he was innocent, but refused to explain his actions at all, and blamed all on the unnamed look alike.
            Clark was convinced that Hunter was both guilty and insane, but did not know how to prove it.
            The Detective Inspector finished his coffee, got his coat and set off home. Tomorrow there would be further questioning, and- he hoped- further answers.

            By the time Lloyd had finished his drink, the Black Boar had become crowded. He decided that go some where quieter, but wanted to speak with John further.
            He went to the bar, waited until John had finished serving a few Emo girls, and caught his eye.
            “Harvey, I say Harvey…”
            “Tomato juice?”
            “No thank you. Wondered if you would care to pop round tomorrow? Midnight, have a bit of diner, a few cigars, games of poker maybe…”
            “Am busy this week. After the funeral, a day or two after, I would be honoured to join you.”
            “Jolly good. Shall be just like old times, what. Ta ta.”

              Two days later, Lloyd woke and founds his weekly newspapers posted through the door. The Times told him that the Conservative Party was doing something stupid again, but it was the local newspaper which caught his eye.
            The headline read ‘SOUTHERNER ARESTED FOR LOCAL MURDERS’. The article stated;
            ‘Police have arrested a man on suspicion of the murders of two men in our town last week
            The man, believed to have been an assassin from London who suffered from schizophrenia, as arrested last week in the Queen’s Street Penthouses. The two victims are unnamed, but the police believe that they were members of the French Mafia. The man, whose name has not been released to the press, returned to the scene of the crime and was arrested by a SWAT Team after an anonymous tip off. He is reported to have threatened the police with a hammer.
            Detective Inspector Clark told us, “I am shocked by the brutality of this crime, but glad that we caught this madman before he could do any more harm. If international criminals think that they can use our town as a battle ground, they will have to think again.’
The man is being held in custody, and will stand trial next week.’
           
Lloyd rubbed his hands together in satisfaction.
After breakfast, he rolled up the newspaper, put it under his arm and strolled down to the Black Boar.     

It was a quite night in the pub. Molly worked behind the bar whilst John did some paper work in the back room.
She looked up from cleaning a glass when Lloyd strolled in with smug satisfaction written all over his face.
            “What ho Molly!” Lloyd greeted her.
            “Alright?” she replied.
            “Jolly good, thank you.”
            “You seem in a good mood tonight, what have you done?”
            “Be a good wench and fetch Harvey for me, and I’ll show you.”
            Molly reluctantly put down the glass and summoned John. Lloyd spread the newspaper out on the bar.
            “Evening Lloyd,” John said.
            “Good evening old boy. Have a look at this…”
            John and Molly read the front page of the newspaper.
            “What have you been up to, Lloyd?” John asked.
            “Keeping us both out of trouble.”
            “I don’t want to know anything about this,” Molly said, and went back to her work.

            James Hunter did his thirtieth press-up, then caught his breath and did thirty sit-ups.
After that he knelt on the concrete floor of his cell and prayed to his God.
Then he lay down on his hard, narrow bed. He knew that he would be okay, eventually. He was a soldier of God, and his God loved all good men and women. He would be delivered. Eventually.

Alice woke at nine in the morning and felt exhausted.
            She had been out with her friends the night before, stayed up very late, and drunk a great deal. With all the speed and dexterity of a horror movie zombie, she reached out for a glass of water on her bed side table. She drank it down in one, quenching the desert in her throat, then went back to sleep.
            Almost an hour later, she woke again. After looking at the clock and remembering that she had nothing to do all morning, she rolled over and tied to get back to sleep.
            She could not. Her mind was active, even though her body was not. Her head did not hurt. She had the type of hang over which comes from a lot of practice, and drinking a bit of water and nothing too silly. She felt tired and disconnected, as though her brain was wrapped in cotton wool, but she could still think in an intense yet sporadic manner. She remembered saying something unkind to Sam when she had happened to meet him at the bar. She remembered giver her phone number to a man who she would almost certainly never want to see again.
            It is unfair, she thought, how at the time everything seems great, but the next morning you only remember the bad bits.
            Then she thought about John, and felt sorry for him. She had tricked him into writing to her as part of some bizarre experiment to amuse herself, they had become something like friends, and now he was upset and she was ignoring him.
            She dragged herself out of bed, made some coffee and toast, then turned on her computer. She reread his message and then replied.
           
            “Dear John

            I’m sorry to hear about your loss. Hope you are okay.
            Please write to me again after the funeral, it is always interesting to hear from you.
            I’m okay. Been quite busy with university. Had a good night last night, I think.
            Take care,
            Alice. X”

            The rest of the week passed uneventfully, until the day of Victoria’s funeral.

Saturday, 21 May 2011

Vampyre: Hunting the Moon, Chapter 19, continued from 03/05/11

CHAPTER 19.



            The next night, John worked alone behind the bar. He had given Molly and Olly the night off, and was trying to make up for the hours which he had missed. Fortified with several glasses of port, he endeavoured to hide his misery from the world, to pretend that it was just another night. Which, in truth, it was.
            Tony and a few of his friends stood round the bar, still telling stories of their fight with The Count to anyone who would listen. The usual Goth couple sat in their usual corner.
            At twelve o’clock, Lloyd and Anne walked in hand in hand. Fresh red bite marks showed on her lily white neck. Lloyd was even more immaculately dressed and groomed than usual.
            “Evening Harvey,” he greeted his friend at the bar.
            “Evening, Lloyd. How goes it?”
            “Quiet well, old chap, quite well. I shall have a tomato juice and a glass of your finest white wine, if you don’t mind.”
            “Certainly. How are you doing Anne?”
            “Good, thank you, and yourself?” she said shyly.
            “Not bad. That will be five pounds ten please.”
            “Cheers.”
            They took a table in the middle of the room, and sat hand in hand.
            The Goth couple debated between themselves for a moment, then the young man approached Lloyd’s table.
            “Excuse me, sir,” the young man said nervously.
            “Evening,” Lloyd replied.
            “There was someone looking for you in here a few hours ago, just before John Harvey started work. Thought you should know,” He ran painted finger nails through his long, dyed black hair. “Don’t think he was from around here. He didn’t seem to know you, just your name, but he was asking everyone about you.”
            “What did you tell him?”
            “Nothing.”
“Good show. Thank you for informing me. Can’t think who that might be. Did he give his name? What did the fellow look like?”
            “He looked a bit like you actually… Long hair, wore a suit. Had a cross round his neck. Didn’t give his name.”
            “I shall look out for him.” 
            “If you find the bastard, give him a punch for me. He was all over my girlfriend.”
            “Certainly. Who knows, I may even kill him.”
            The man nodded respectfully and headed back to his table.
            “Does that sound like anyone you know?” Lloyd asked Anne.
            “No, I don’t think so. I do hope it has nothing to do with The Count.”
            “We shall see.”
            “Will you really kill him?”
            “Maybe, or maybe I shall do something dashed cunning…”
            Soon afterwards Molly and Dave came in. They went to the bar, talked to John for a while, ordered a drink, then headed towards Lloyd’s table. Dave was clearly uncomfortable to be near Lloyd, but Molly wore her usual look of cheerful determination.
            “Alright Lloyd,” Molly said.
Dave tried to smile, but failed.
            “Good evening,” Lloyd greeted her casually, and ignored Dave. “Would you care you join us?”
            “Thank you. This must be Anne, nice to meet you. I’m Molly.”
            “Good to meet you,” Anne replied.
            She shuck hands with Molly and Dave and then they were seated.
            Molly and Dave tried to make small talk. Anne was pleased to meet new people, but after years of a confined existence she found it difficult to talk much. Dave was clearly terrified of Lloyd, but tried to put on a brave face. Lloyd had little to contribute to the conversation, because he was busy plotting.
            When the Goth couple went outside for a cigarette he took a cigar from his jacket and discreetly followed them.
            “Please tell me you’re not going out with him,” Molly said to Anne as soon as Lloyd left.
            “Yes, we are together. Why not?”
            “Because he is a murderous, psychotic bastard.”
            “He is charming, dashing, handsome and brave. He rescued me, in a way…”
            “He is a murderous, psychotic bastard. He was a murderous, psychotic bastard when Napoleon was a boy, from what I have heard he was a murderous psychotic bastard when suits of armour were in fashion, and he is a murderous psychotic bastard now.”
            “He is far better than my last boyfriend.”
            Molly had to admit that she had never felt the need to beat Lloyd to death with a hockey stick, so this was probably true.
            “Just be careful,” Molly said instead.
            Dave wanted to say something reassuring, but he thought that Lloyd was the sort of man who might kill a man for talking to his girlfriend.
            “I’ll be fine. Are you two a couple?” Anne asked, wanting to change the topic of conversation.
            Molly and Dave both looked very awkward.
            “I’m sorry,” said Anne, “none of my business.”
            “My girlfriend is down south at present,” Molly stated.
            “We are friends,” Dave ventured, putting his arm around Molly, then taking it away hastily.
            “I see,” Anne said.
            “Would you like a drink?” Molly asked. “It’s Dave’s round.”   


“Dear Alice,
           
            Glad to hear that you are well. Have you been up to much recently?
            Am not doing terribly well really. Cannot say much about it, but I have recently lost someone whom I was very fond of. Shall be attending her funeral in a week or so. Hope that I shall see her again one day.
            Take care,
            John. X”
           
John turned off his computer, and poured himself a glass of port. He turned on the radio, and read a little Blake. Then he spent a while staring at an unfinished poem which he had written a few months ago. There was a note which read;
“The Tragedy of Moths,
Who do so love light,
But live in Darkness,”

Beneath that he had scrawled the first stanza;

“Moth, why do you fly to the candle light?
Or dance against the window bright,
When you wander through the night?
Why batter your pretty wings in vain?
Or end your short life in pain?”  

He thought about it for a few minutes, then begun a second stanza;

“If you love the light enough to die,
Why then do you not fly…”

He gave up after that, read Blake for a little longer, then went to bed.

            Alice read the email, with mixed emotions, the next afternoon.
            For one thing, it put her break up with Paul into perspective. John had lost a girlfriend, she was sure of that. No one who she knew had died, perhaps she had been over reacting.
            It had never occurred to her that ‘John The Vampyre’ might have a girlfriend, and the idea of him grieving for her was strangely touching. It gave him a human side which she had not really considered. She found it odd to be told of something so personal by someone who she had never meet, someone who had become a very odd and distant part of her life, but still a part of it.
            She was a little taken aback by his understated tone, the objectivity and simplicity with which he wrote. On the one hand, she found it pleasingly manly, on the other she found it uncomfortably cold. And he hoped to see her again? Could he really believe that two people, or two vampires, could meet again decades or centuries after death and continue their relationship?
            She did not know how to reply.

            At four o’clock in the afternoon, the Goth couple, whose names were Evil Sophie and Clive, sat in the Black Boar. Clive worn his best leather jacket, and Evil Sophie had spent hours on her make up, because they we doing real hardcore gangster shit, for a real vampire.
            Lloyd had given them a job, and they would be richly rewarded. Or at least Lloyd had told them that he would owe them a favour. Clive hoped that Lloyd would invite them to some sort of Vampire party, and Evil Sophie hoped that he would kill her boss.
            Clive had been in the pub since opening at two, whilst Evil Sophie had looked around all the other pubs and cafes. Then she had joined him (with nothing to report) and after she had had a drink it would be his turn to look around the town whilst she waited.
            Just as they were finishing their drinks, and Clive was about to leave, Hunter walked in.
            Clive nodded at him to get his attention, and then this did not work, Evil Sophie followed Hunter into the bar.
            “Good afternoon,” she said.
            Hunter turned around, looked her up and down, and was clearly pleased to see her.
            “Good afternoon,” he replied, taking her hand and kissing it. “To what do I own this unexpected pleasure?”
            “We have a message for you. We know someone who has information for you about Lloyd, he will meet you here at ten tonight.”
            “Excellent, thank you. I must be off now, God bless you.”
            With that he strode out of the bar.
            “Creepy Christian bastard,” Evil Sophie muttered, but she smiled because her work was done, and she believed that soon the killing would begin.
            “Did you tell him?” Clive asked as soon as she came out.
            “Of course.”
            “And…?”
            “And he believed me, and he’s a creep, but he might be hot if he wasn’t a Christian…”
            Clive nearly objected to that, but there was no time.
“Great, I’ll call Lloyd,” he got his phone and rang the number he had been given.
            There was no answer.
            “He’s sleeping now isn’t he, its daylight,” Evil Sophie said.
            “Oh, yeah, must be. I’ll call him later.”
            “I hope he kills my boss for me.”
            “I heard he only kills French people.”
            They gave this some thought.
“That can’t be true,” she said, “if he had to go to France every time he feed, he’d be thirsty all the time.”
            “He doesn’t just drink blood, haven’t you seen him drinking this strawberry juice or whatever in the pub?”
            “I heard that John Harvey gives him blood from a bottle, and they pretend its fruit juice.”
            “Why would he do that?”
            “Because John Harvey is a vampire too, they’ve known each other for, like, a thousand years.”
            “Really?”
            “Yeah. I heard that everyone in the pub is a vampire… apart from us.”
            “No way. Maybe we’re vampires too.”
            “Let’s find out- tonight…”

            Lloyd’s phone rang at nine o’clock.
            “Evening,” he answered.
            “Evening, sir,” said Clive. “We’ve done it, he’ll meet you at ten.”
            “Excellent. I owe you one.”
            Lloyd hung up the phone, and went through to his War Room to prepare his revolver.
            When he had finished cleaning and oiling it, and was sliding the first bullet into the chamber, Anne walked into the room. She looked around her at the maps on the wall, gazing at the map of France, then at the weapons, then she looked at Lloyd with unusual intensity.
            “What are you doing?” she asked him.
            “Loading my pistol, don’t you know.”
            “Why?”
            “Because I’m going to see the chap who has been looking for me.”
            “Are you going to kill him?”
            “Perhaps, lady, perhaps. Best you stay here, it shall not take long. “
            She nodded, floated out of the room to the kitchen and made herself a cup of coffee.
            Soon afterwards, he put on his coat and gloves, kissed her good bye, and strode out.
            Anne sat down on the sofa, lit one of Lloyd’s cigar’s, held her mobile phone in her hand, and thought.
            Recently she had felt as though she had woken from a nightmare, or been released from a spell. She was awake that she had not been thinking clearly for many years.
            She was awake that she had lived very strangely for many years, often in situation which were macabre and undesirable. There had been moments of excitement and romance, but mostly she had made very poor choices; or no choices at all. She had missed out on a great deal; her friends, her family, her education, and Paris in the daylight…
            In addition, she was forming the opinion that Lloyd was not a great deal better than The Count de Saint Germaine. He was younger, and more handsome, but she suspected that he was only a little less dangerous and insane.
            When the cigar was finally finished, she dialled a number on her phone which she had not used for a very long time.
            “Mummy, it’s me…” she said in French. “Yes, me, Anne… I think that I would like to come home now, if I may…”

            At ten minutes to ten, Lloyd stopped in the ally outside the Black Boar, checked that his revolver was secure at the back of his belt, finished his cigar, and strode inside.
            Looking around him, he saw that the bar was quiet, as he had hoped. John worked behind the bar, Tony and a friend stood at it, and no one else was around. He had instructed the Goth couple not to be present, and was pleased that they had obeyed.
            “Evening Harvey, glass of Strawberry juice please,” he said casually.
            “Evening Lloyd, how goes it?”
            “Quite well, old boy. Need you to watch my back tonight.”
            “Don’t want any trouble on my land, Lloyd.”
            “Nor to I, old chap. Am just meeting a fellow here. If we leave together without attracting your attention, then all is well.”
            “Understood.”
            Lloyd took his drink to a table in the far corner of the room, facing the door. As usual, the music was not to his taste. Tony had been at the jukebox, and Thunder were playing.
            At exactly ten o’clock a man walking in, and Lloyd knew that it was his man. He was tall and athletically built, and dressed like a London business man, except for the long hair and the cross around his neck. Lloyd hoped that the cross would not bother him, and tried not to look at it. The man’s tanned face, with its strong jaw line, managed to look both determined and cheerful at the same time.
            Lloyd knew that he was looking at a hero… And was glad of it, because an honest man would be easier to lie to.
            He waved flippantly at the man, and Hunter stalked over.
            “Are you, by any chance, looking for a man by the name of Lloyd,” Lloyd said to him.
            “Yes I am, may I ask who you are?”
            “Why, my good sir, I am the man who will tell you where to look for Lloyd, who are you?”
            “James Hunter.”
            “Well, Mr Hunter, if you will be so kind as to take a seat, I shall tell you how to find this Lloyd of yours.”     

Wednesday, 4 May 2011

Red Sunset.


Wrote this short story yuesturday.

Red Sunset.



Hanoi is a terrible place to be a vampyre.
The days are too hot  and humid to sleep comfortably, and the nights are so crowded and the sky is never quite dark enough. And one simply cannot dress decently.

The white lace and black leather which I favored in the Old Country is impractical here, so I am reduced to a black silk shirt, black chinos and light weight boots, which have the inconvenience of making it clear that one is wealthy, which means that the locals are always after ones capital. I tire of the taste of con artists and taxi drivers.
There are so few places were one can have the necessary privacy to hunt, or even to plot clearly. Imagine it, one is sat brooding at the feet of a vast statue of Lenin, contemplating the next kill, and some fellow in a cone hat starts trying to sell one tourist maps and guild books.
And the size of the city and the almost constant cloud means that one simply cannot see the stars.
I do so miss the stars.


But the ladies, let me tell you about the ladies…


Vietnamese ladies do not look like Asian girls; they look like the white man’s fantasy of Asian girls. All curves and long hair on a petit build, and such lovely necks. In terms of personality, they resemble an unusually assertive cat. And like us, they age so slowly; a lady of some thirty years could pass for a college student in the Old County.
There is one particular lady.
I could never pronounce her real name, but when she was in the company of the white man she called herself Violet.
Do please allow me to tell you about Violent.


We meet by Ho Hoan Kiem (the Sword Lake) at midnight. The air was thick with humidity, the chatter of drunken tourists and the buzz of racing motor bikes.
I had broken my fast with a charming Scandinavian girl, and was contented as I smoked a cigar and gazed into the lake where neon lights danced on the water.
She sat beside me, and asked for a light.
I was astonished, for it is most rare of a Vietnamese lady to smoke. My astonishment was increased by her beauty. Her raven feather black hair reached to her microscopic waist. Her sleek face was of the pale shade which the Vietnamese ladies cultivate through a life time of sheltering from the sun. Her eyes were as vast round pools of water on a moonless night, and her lips… Her full lips called out to me. But not quite so much as her neck.
After lighting her cigarette, I introduced myself, and Violet introduced herself.
‘A beautiful night,’ she said in heavy accented English.
‘Quite,’ I replied.
She kept talking, I do not recall what she said, but I remember her voice. If cats could speak in a human tongue, they would sound like Violet.
‘Would you care to go for a coffee?’ I asked her.
‘Yes.’
‘I know of a splendid coffee shop close by.’
‘My home is closer,’ she replied, ‘we could go there.’
Normally the Vietnamese are conservative fellows when it comes to matters of the heart (or indeed other more intimate parts of the anatomy) but there are exceptions. One must deal with what is put in ones path.
‘It would be a pleasure,’ said I.
She took me by the hand and led me down a crowded street, then a less crowded street, then up the staircase to her home.
It was a pleasant room, with a high ceiling, a four poster bed (with the obligatory mosquito net), and French window leading to a French balcony.
Things ran their natural course, then they began to ran an unnatural course.
She began to bite my neck.
Not in the usual, human, affectionate manner. But in the manner which I am more accustomed to giving than receiving.
Outraged, I pulled her fine mouth from my finer neck and gazed intently at her face. My icy eyes glared into her deep, dark eyes. My fangs met her fangs.
She glared back, her mind hidden behind a mask of polite indifference.
‘There has been a mistake,’ she said.
‘You are quite right,’ I replied.
‘You are as I am,’ she said.
‘Rather,’ my outrage faded. ‘Was my deathly pallor not somewhat of a give away?’
‘No. You are from London, all men from London are white.’
‘I am not from London,’ this is a common mistake amongst the local fellows,’ not all Europeans are from London. And I am quite literally white, not tourist pink or backpacker brown.’
‘I see. Am what about me? Did you not know?’
‘You are indeed some what pale. But you are a beautiful, refined Vietnamese lady, it is fashionable.’
‘I understand, but what are we to do?’
‘You may bite me, if you like,’ I have some thing of a weakness for the fairer sex,’ but you must not draw blood, and I must bite you too. Then we will hunt together’


So it was agreed.
There was probably a lesson in this about racial prejudice and equality, but it was lost on me.
Now I have a beautiful native girl, and she has her white man.
Sometimes I miss being single, and hunting alone and freely.
But not as much as I miss the stars.